Have you ever heard some stupid short jokes but laughed a lot? Then check these 31 silly short jokes that are very funny and will bring you a smiley face!
Say what you want about deaf people.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Guy walks up to the widow at her husbands funeral and says ” May I just say one word?” Sure she replies.” Plethora” The widow says” Thanks. That means a lot”
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
“Hey, guess what!”, “What?”, “Good guess.”
Why can’t hedgehogs just share the hedge?
They say smoking kills, but it cures salmon.
What was E.T short for? Because he had little legs.
What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? Im a cashew
WHAT DO WE WANT? “AIRPLANE NOISES!” WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? “NYEOW!”
Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, “you man the gun, I’ll drive.”
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do scuba divers jump backwards out of the boat? Because if they jumped forward, they’d still be in the boat
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
A Mexican magician told his audience he was going to vanish on the count of three. He counted, “Uno, dos…” and disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.
You can’t run through a camp site. You can only ran because it’s past tents
Two cows are standing in a field. The first cow says to the second “ have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die”. The second cow replies “ good thing I‘m a helicopter”
I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’ I couldn’t turn it down.
What did Stevie Wonder say to the Seagull? “I can’t see shit”
A man walked into a zoo. There was one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Why’d the old man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
Two men walked into a bar and the third guy ducked.
While using the step ladder, someone said “What do you need that ladder for?” I replied. “I never knew my real ladder. This is just my step ladder.”
What do you get when you combine a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
“Why didn’t the ant-wait no stop ok- why didn’t the TREE want to talk? Oh and also it was after lunch.” “…why?” “HE DIDN’T WANT TO BURP.”
A drummer’s wife had quadruplets. He wanted to name each one Anna. She asked how they will tell them apart. He replied, “Anna1, Anna2…”